Chiropractors:
They're on My Team!
by: Gordon Black
Whenever I see
the title "men's health", it
conjures up a couple of images in my
mind, and as far as most of the
articles I see on the subject, they
fall into one of two distinct and
very different categories. It's
either a sort of bodybuilding
bust-your-buns biceps and washboard
abs type deal with the fake tan and
the body oil and the ubiquitous
smile or it's the serious senior,
Alan Alda persona doctor advising on
the necessity of enduring an
examination with a latex glove and
all the guilt you have to endure if
you don't.
Who needs to
be reminded that there is something
slowly going wrong with you inside
and it's your duty to identify it
and do something about it? Hey,
leave me alone, I'm feeling pretty
good and who wants to rush to
diagnosis? And as I said, the other
extreme is the in-your-face body
that only took thirty hours a week
at the gym for the last three years
and a basin-load of creatine to
realize. I don't think there is much
point in writing about "pumping
iron" workouts, when every gym in
the land will counsel you on how to
get those pecs bulging like they're
on steroids.
No, for me
men's health is sort of like the
Cresta Run or the Luge at the
Olympics, you hurtle down an icy
slope flat on your back and try to
steer clear of the sides; that's the
part that I think is like men's
health, try to steer clear of the
sides and slip on through to the
finish in one piece.
Anyway, here
is my content part as opposed to my
comment part:
Chiropractors. They are a staple
in my team to get through to the end
and they can help you and me make it
to the finish line in much better
shape than we would without them.
But, heavens, you would not believe
the number of guys I run across
complaining about some part of their
body and how incapacitated they are
and how they can't do so many of the
usual things and then, when I
suggest that a
chiropractor could fix that
problem in about fifteen minutes
flat, they shy away shaking their
heads, "oh no my brother-in-law was
screwed up by a chiro" or, "no I
don't trust them " or simply, "no
I've been through this before, it
only lasts about four weeks", hey,
oh great, only four weeks!!
So I
incorporate a regular
chiropractic adjustment every
five to six weeks into my schedule,
just to keep my spine limber and
supple and no I'm not going to him
because I have a problem, but maybe
that's why I don't have a problem.
So with the medical professionals
it's sort of like having a team of
specialists, each one taking care of
a particular aspect of your overall
health. And, seriously here, I
genuinely feel that chiropractic
care is a plus especially for anyone
with athletic aspirations; these
guys are not just for the sore
backs, they can be a definite asset
in your athletic arsenal. Funny
thing is that if they deal mostly
with athletes, I think they seem to
call them Sports Kinesiologists;
much more palatable to the athlete
and sounds so much more "formula
one" type stuff, right?
So consider
getting yourself organized with a
good chiropractor and see how it
goes, I bet you will not believe the
kinds of problems you might get
solved by a chiropractic adjustment;
again it's not just about sore backs
and slipped discs. I certainly put
them high on my list, and when I may
have overdone it a bit here and
there, it does impart a certain
amount of confidence knowing that
there's a pretty good chance that my
chiropractor can respond to my
slightly irreverent request, "OK,
now put me back in the game, doc."
Some even have a sense of humor: I
was complaining to mine the other
day about getting older and he just
said, rather wryly, "hey, the
alternative is not so hot either!"
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